Apparently its FEZ and not FES. Thanks Camille for correcting me but I think I like FES better? Anyways, during the beginning of the week my big brother came over, he was super excited (a little drunk) and just plain happy about something. I mean seriously he was just suuuper excited, eyes sparkling and all. He told me that the whole town that im currently staying in is having a feast and setting up a giant volleyball game in my honor and wants me to be the guest of honor. I was happy too and gladly accepted. my host mother said itd be okay to attend as well. About two seconds later I remembered at school today I had a meeting with my counselor saying that I was going with Rotary out of town that week. I asked my host mom about it and she looked at her calander and said I couldnt go to the feast. We then had to call me older brother and tell him... and now I feel epiclly guilty because he was so excited and Im totally letting him down... Thus is the story of the guilty FEZ.
An Upside Down, Inverted, Paradox
Okay, seriously what kind of world is it that two girls would give up thier seats in a bus so that one guy can sit down. Apparently not only is chivary dead its also upside down. Gahhhh that fusturated me, but ehhhh thats it.
Superman doesnt Lie
Okay, Im willing to be that you guys have seen movies where if someone wanted to disguise themselves they would just put on glasses and everyone is totally obvilious right? Well it turns out that isnt always falseified! At school everyday I would be approached by some random girl that wants to introduce herself to the foreigner (That introduction would include a broken hello and running away). BUT if I put on my glasses and walk around no one even approaches me. Even my classmates need to do a double take just to recognize its me. Ive always thought it was strange and it was just a theatrical effect that putting on glasses makes you ゛invisible゛. Now I know if I ever just want some peace just put on my glasses and be myself ah ha. Too bad I forgot my glasses with my friend Megan who I won:t see for about another month D=.
Beast?!
Okay, so I taught my friends how to use the world beast in a positive context. Basically in California people would call you a beast at something if you`re really good at it. For example that football player is a beast! If you said that to a teen in Cali they`d undestand you completely. And so I taught it to my friends that calling someone a beast simple means that they are really good at something. I appreciated it when they called me a beast at volleyball, it was falltering when they called me a beast during archer, but it sorta got weird when they called me a beast during tea ceramony. So apparently im a beast at drinking and pouring tea?
And now for random quotes by the french student Arthur Weyna,
- In my word only gay dragons eat flower!
- The pink Power Ranger is a girl?! You just killed all my hopes and dreams!
- Isnt a prequel a sequel because its after the first so the original is a prequel to the sequel which is a prequel....